May 09, 2020

@withoutaleaf’s baking triumph. Three days and about 300kgs of butter. By the time we emerge, many of us will have developed a host of refined skills that will probably all be useless in the cannibal wasteland that will follow. We should really be practising barbecuing human hearts and syphoning deisel from speeding trucks while shooting lever-action shotguns with our free hand. Ah well, I was never going to achieve the rank of warlord. More likely I’d be food, second-class.

May 9, 2020

April 14, 2020

I’m relying heavily on this grinning, moustachioed cyclops to see me through.

April 14, 2020